apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Jun 19 22:43 with 335,143 notes

aarawnsims:

Hello everybody, I made a poem I hope you like it :3

Like a Pikachu you jolt my heart

Like a Charizard you light up my world

Like a Magikarp you splash me with love

And baby you’ve caught my heart

Like Mewtwo you need a masterball to catch

Like a Lapras you carry me away

Like a Hitmonlee you sweep me off my feet

Like a Geodude you rock my world

Because baby, you’ve caught my heart

Like an Ekans you’ve wrapped me up

Like an Oddish you’ve paralyzed me

Like a Clefairy you’ve attracted me

Like a Jigglypuff your voice serenades me

Like a shiny you’re one in a million

Baby I’ve caught them all

But baby… you’ve caught my heart.

omfg aaron. you are the ultra poke-swag poem writer.

Jun 19 22:21 with 4 notes
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